SO MY FRIENDS AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT IF THIS BUNCH OF CHARACTERS WHO ARE REALLY NOT SUITED TO KID'S SHOWS WERE ADAPTED INTO A KID'S SHOW AND I VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS.
We decided it'd be one of those terrible GI Joe/Super Friends quality shows that tried really hard to have a moral but consistently screwed it up. Like an episode about IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY with blatant homophobic undertones.
SO SOME NOTES ABOUT THESE DESIGNS:
- Hush, who belongs to , had an outfit that was way too revealing for children's virgin eyes so that got toned way down. Also her eyes are going slightly different directions and she speaks entirely in "bork bork bork" but people can understand her anyway??? She stars in a really condescending episode about BOAT SAFETY and an episode about SPECIAL NEEDS FOLKS ARE PEOPLE TOO which has some unfortunate implications to it because she literally cannot speak and is a seal.
- Otsilam belongs to and is Edwin's ~*wacky sidekick*~ with an irritating voice and a hat obsession. He doesn't get to do much else because actual Otsilam is terrifying. Also he has bad posture because he's a villain and I left off his tattoos because TATTOOS ARE BAD KIDS and I doubt anyone would want to animate all of that on a terrible hypothetical low budget show like this. He stars in an episode about IT'S OKAY TO BE DIFFERENT with the other Ohots who are normally villains but this episode talks about how they're ~*just misunderstood*~ and the moral is kind of lost because they go back to being villains immediately afterwards.
- Edwin is 's and he is an aggressively French and incompetent terrorist without a cause. He never actually attacks anyone with those claws because this is a kid's show. He stars in the aforementioned IT'S OKAY TO BE DIFFERENT episode.
- Dante belongs to and goes on ~*adventures*~ with Theseus. He probably doesn't get to do a whole lot though because he's gay and trans which is actually kind of weird because Theseus is also gay but this is a poorly produced hypothetical children's show logic has no place here. He stars in an episode about GAY RIGHTS with accidental homophobic undertones. :I
SO UH. THERE'S THAT THING. YEAH.